if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight A student
Seriously though this seems to be the case with a ton of people I know, if you don’t restrict them all the time they actually do better and are mentally healthier
WHY DON’T PARENTS UNDERSTAND THIS?!?
I have been waiting for this to appear on my dash again
If I were to ever actually do modeling, this would be like a weekly occurance
I love how she grabs her bra like shit wait no don’t do it to me abort abort
Aries- Grabs the nearest chainsaw and hacks that shit up
Taurus- Carefully carves the top off and bakes the seeds for a nice snack
Gemini- Comes up with 10,000 ideas, gets bored and executes none of them
Cancer- Isn’t allowed to use knives yet, angrily jabs at it with a spoon.
Leo- Stacks 3 pumpkins on top of one another and makes a giant pumpkin man
Virgo-Carves a traditional Jack-o-Lantern and places a candle inside
Libra- Rather than carve it, Libra paints it and repaints it every few days
Scorpio- Pulls out plans made in April, spends days in solitude making the perfect scary face
Sagittarius- “Accidentally” chops it in half, kicks it and throws it a the neighbors car
Capricorn- Has someone else do it for them, complains how much stress it caused them
Aquarius- Researches the entire background of pumpkin carving, decides to carve an eggplant because they’re under appreciated
Pisces – Carves it in early October, is upset when it rots before Halloween night
Homestucks where are you?
This needs to be a thing. Calling all Homestucks.
someone please illustrate this
This accurately portrays every single character omfg
WHEN THINGS GET ILLUSTRATED AND CITED PROPERLY AND I DON’T HAVE TO KILL ANYONE<3
“I was the youngest in the family. I went to Israel first, and the rest of the family was supposed to join me. Nobody made it. We sent letters to each other for the first few years. The last letter I got from Poland came in 1941. It was from my mother. It asked me to send food. Then the letters stopped. I knew that the Germans had occupied Poland, and I heard rumors about the things that were happening. I never learned the specifics of what happened to my family. I never wanted to.”
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something